Game 1 GMU (0-0) vs Queens College (0-0). Thursday, Nov. 26 at 2PM.

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Wake up and demand we are the Gonzaga of the east.

Dear Mr. Edwards,

I DEMAND WE BE THE GONZAGA OF THE EAST COAST!!!

Sincerely,

Christopher J. Jollay

Sent it as soon as I woke up today! What a coincidence!!

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

When will we rise up and finally say enough????

I already sent a strongly-worded email, but if you're talking armed rebellion count me in.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Why did we waste 5 years of our lives???

Technically five years and eight months. But I wouldn't say I completely wasted that time.

I found a mistress, developed kidney stones, bought a sports car, visited a dairy and found out how milk was made, etc.

 

[Patriot Lawdog]

I'll reserve judgment until after the game today because I could go either way with this one. On the one hand, we got killed on the boards which is normally about effort which could lack when you get a D2 replacement team at the last minute. On the other hand, the defensive rotations were terrible and the offensive sets were mediocre at best. Need a much better effort today from all.

 

[GMUgemini]

I'll reserve judgment until after the game today because I could go either way with this one. On the one hand, we got killed on the boards which is normally about effort which could lack when you get a D2 replacement team at the last minute. On the other hand, the defensive rotations were terrible and the offensive sets were mediocre at best. Need a much better effort today from all.

This can be true of the defense (at least to start). My concern is it continued to be a problem all the way until the end of the game. It’s one thing to come out sluggish, but once it was tied at the half, that should have woken up the players and it didn’t seem to happen, which begs the question is this their max effort? and that’s deeply concerning.

I’m a little surprised we saw Frazier, Kolek and Dady, but not Polite. I’m guessing this is because we were struggling and we needed Greene and XJ on the floor most of the second half.

 

[mason lawyer]

I already sent a strongly-worded email, but if you're talking armed rebellion count me in.

Thank you good sir!! We lost a decade of our lives but let's not lose the next decade as well. Let's demand change now!

 

[mason lawyer]

Technically five years and eight months. But I wouldn't say I completely wasted that time.

I found a mistress, developed kidney stones, bought a sports car, visited a dairy and found out how milk was made, etc.

Sir its contending for championships here. Not learning how milk is made. Can you get it together ❤ sir?

 

[sleeperpick]

This can be true of the defense (at least to start). My concern is it continued to be a problem all the way until the end of the game. It’s one thing to come out sluggish, but once it was tied at the half, that should have woken up the players and it didn’t seem to happen, which begs the question is this their max effort? and that’s deeply concerning.

I’m a little surprised we saw Frazier, Kolek and Dady, but not Polite. I’m guessing this is because we were struggling and we needed Greene and XJ on the floor most of the second half.

Polite is rumored to be unavailable due to injury.

 

[Pablo]

Sir its contending for championships here. Not learning how milk is made. Can you get it together ❤ sir?

Is Jollay the "mason lawyer"?

 

[gmutom]

I’m a little surprised we saw Frazier, Kolek and Dady, but not Polite. I’m guessing this is because we were struggling and we needed Greene and XJ on the floor most of the second half.

I was surprised we didn't see Dady more in the second half after the burst of energy he gave is in the first half. On a night when many of our players seemed to be lethargic and passive, he provided a spark with 4 points and 3 boards in only 8 minutes. (By comparison, AJ in 30 minutes scored 2 points and had 3 boards, although he did have five game-altering blocks.)

I fully expect AJ to bounce back today. This team goes as he goes, so we need him to play like the AJ we know he can be.

 

[GSII]

More milk knowledge please. More fun to watch than this team.

 

[GMUgemini]

I was surprised we didn't see Dady more in the second half after the burst of energy he gave is in the first half. On a night when many of our players seemed to be lethargic and passive, he provided a spark with 4 points and 3 boards in only 8 minutes. (By comparison, AJ in 30 minutes scored 2 points and had 3 boards, although he did have five game-altering blocks.)

I fully expect AJ to bounce back today. This team goes as he goes, so we need him to play like the AJ we know he can be.

Im guessing Paulsen was trying to let AJ and Miller work out whatever funk they were in?

 

[Patriot8]

More milk knowledge please. More fun to watch than this team.

Can’t stop thinking about the AT&T girl

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Can’t stop thinking about the AT&T girl

Yeah, she just has that certain vibe you just want to knock the bottom out of.

All I know is she's extremely woke, so any dude interested in banging her would have to be good at "woke-fishing."

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

She is crazy short, though, I think like 5'3". I mean, I'm 6'4", I just don't know if I could regard her as any more than an armrest.

I mean, she's great up top, but I just don't think it would be as impressive if we saw her live. Like, those cameras shoot her from low, which really accentuates her positive physical features from that angle.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

But Lily is definitely attractive. The height difference would likely not be a deal breaker for me, but I've generally been with taller women.

I mean, my wife is 5'7", which isn't Amazonian or anything, but those extra four inches can really make a difference, especially when you're sporting wood while dancing with her.

Some of the taller girls I've been with have been flat out disappointed in my penis size though...that is less of a problem with shorter girls.

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

Mason Lawyer = Rudy Giuliani

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

After googling her and looking up her representation I see now that she's from Uzbekistan. Crazy!

So a few months ago I was down at North Myrtle Beach, where all the fraternities and sororities used to go, and I went to an allegedly COVID free strip club, "Thee Dollhouse."

Anyway, met an Uzbek girl there as well as a Czech and a Russian. They were from NYC, but most of their naughty clubs were closed by order of their socialist mayor.

Its crazy to think that Lily could be doing that without AT&T. Maybe she DID do that kind of stuff before AT&T.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I just remembered...I think Bill Rohland's girlfriend I believe is a big wig from AT&T that has even met Lily!!!

Imagine dating Lily and getting to double date with the voice of the Patriots!!

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Mason Lawyer = Rudy Giuliani

That was kind of funny but please try to stay on topic