MIAMI UPDATE

[Quentin Daniels]

And cockroaches. Or, as they're known as in the L household, cucarachas.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Miami getting a lot of favorable calls, now leading 27-16

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Halftime and our God up by

 

[Yossarian]

Thanks for the updates. Heading home now.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

As mentioned, lots of questionable calls and it looks like Miami's backup small guard is clearly on some sort of performance enhancing supplements, Miami leads by 11 at halftime

L already done two on camera during game interviews, clearly excited he may win an NCAA game for the first time in nine years

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

You Miami moes better take notice, Southern Cal playing ALOT better now.

33-27 Fraudicanes, 17:31 left

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Refs clearly pulling for dirty beach city on the West coast over dirty beach city on the tip of America's penis. Team named after the brand of rubbers I used in college being allowed to elbow opponents in the head w/out repercussion. Looks like an old CAA tournament game when vcu played.

Miami lead down to 3, 33-30.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

33-32 Miami

UH OH

Time out by the master cultural appropriator

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Halftime and our God up by

Please remove one of those ones

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

35-33 GOOD GUYS
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USC Ball!

Choke much, L??

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

LOOK AT YOUR GOD NOW

Glad he got in those interviews, ain't gonna be a postgame one!!

 

[dr. gunnie]

I heard Coach L threatened to keep his team in the locker room during half time unless the NCAA gave him a hefty sum. Some things never change.

Jokes on him, it looks like the Canes didn’t get the memo and haven’t made it out of the locker room for the 2nd half.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I heard Coach L threatened to keep his team in the locker room during half time unless the NCAA gave him a hefty sum. Some things never change.

Jokes on him, it looks like the Canes didn’t get the memo and haven’t made it out of the locker room for the 2nd half.

Reliable information from a man we all regard as a reliable source.

Enfield really outcoaching L right now.

 

[gmutom]

USC is on fire in the second half!

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

USC is on fire in the second half!

Yes and I think clearly they benefit from a coach who can make halftime adjustments and stuff while Miami is not really one of those teams

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Blatant cheating by the refs favoring USC, most likely driven by anti-Hispanic racism.

Miami fights through it and back up by 2. 44-42

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Miller bricks two free throws because L can't develop players

Also Peterson four fouls and Miami up again though 45-42, 9:30 left.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Blatant cheating by the refs favoring USC, most likely driven by anti-Hispanic racism.

Miami fights through it and back up by 2. 44-42

Nine fouls on USC this half five on Miami so Sesame Street gif that you charlatan

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Nine fouls on USC this half five on Miami so Sesame Street gif that you charlatan

It should 19 as well as half-dozen criminal charges if these white supremacist refs weren't operating out of a clear hatred of hard-working Cuban Americans and their excellent coffee. Even with that 3-man advantage, El Hurricanes are still up and the USC Rubbers human-muppet Peterson sits on the bench w/4 fouls. (instead of inside a jail cell for assault where he belongs)

So suck on that you beagle-loving panty waist.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I must confess, I do have money on the U +2.5, so I think I win any which way but...

IDEALLY for me USC wins this by 1-2 so I win $ and maintain my all-important mason hoops street cred