The Official Dave Paulsen and Brad Edwards Speculation Thread

Walter

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We need a quick boost to athletic fundraising - I would take someone who was marginal understanding of the rules but had "pictures" and "videos" on local politicians and a copy Ghislaine Maxwell's little black book to loosen the grip on funds and make some serious investments.
THAT is the kind of out of the box thinking we need.
 

Falco

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I figured Mason would announce who the interim AD would by now. BE’s last day is the 7th right?
 

Quentin Daniels

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Cut it out, guys.

Hey don't be mad at me because you're not in the inner circle. For the record, I voted to approve your membership. @mkaufman1 was the one who blackballed you and @CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY seconded the motion, which, by inner circle bylaws, was enough to sink it.

I can't share all of our nefarious secrets, but here's a short video I captured on my iPhone of our most recent bacchanal.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_QQhQFPb3E


And yes, I know what everyone outside the circle is thinking, "How the F did Pikappatri8's fat balding @ss make the cut?" Well, we needed a treasurer/fundraiser. Coke and hookers ain't cheap after all.
 

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Hey don't be mad at me because you're not in the inner circle. For the record, I voted to approve your membership. @mkaufman1 was the one who blackballed you and @CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY seconded the motion, which, by inner circle bylaws, was enough to sink it.

I can't share all of our nefarious secrets, but here's a short video I captured on my iPhone of our most recent bacchanal.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_QQhQFPb3E


And yes, I know what everyone outside the circle is thinking, "How the F did Pikappatri8's fat balding @ss make the cut?" Well, we needed a treasurer/fundraiser. Coke and hookers ain't cheap after all.

A couple of minor "edits" -- Balding is incorrect - I am bald. The process is complete. Fat - I take umbrage - I have dropped 12 pounds and getting in good shape. But yes - I am good with money so I fund the nefarious deeds of the nefarious members of the nefarious inner circle.

Hate the game not the player.
 

Quentin Daniels

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A couple of minor "edits" -- Balding is incorrect - I am bald. The process is complete. Fat - I take umbrage - I have dropped 12 pounds and getting in good shape. But yes - I am good with money so I fund the nefarious deeds of the nefarious members of the nefarious inner circle.

Hate the game not the player.

All fair points. I stand corrected and your contributions are appreciated.

And DJ3 still can't join.
 

Pikapppatri8

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I must be doing it wrong. The 16 oz curls I've been doing are making me gain weight. :(
I cut all carbs, processed breads and pasta and most sugars. My alcohol conumption has dropped significantly. The weight came off and my work outs easier.

But I ain't going to lie, I walked by the bakery section at Wegmans and saw/smelled some freshly baked sour dough bread and my soul cried out to tear into that bread like I would on a prom date with Salma Hayek. God forgive me. I am broken man.
 

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I cut all carbs, processed breads and pasta and most sugars. My alcohol conumption has dropped significantly. The weight came off and my work outs easier.

But I ain't going to lie, I walked by the bakery section at Wegmans and saw/smelled some freshly baked sour dough bread and my soul cried out to tear into that bread like I would on a prom date with Salma Hayek. God forgive me. I am broken man.
I found that it's just the delicious IPAs and stouts for me; once I cut those out, the fat starts to melt off.

But the problem is that when I quit drinking I'm polite and courteous to others and I'm just not for that.
 

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I found that it's just the delicious IPAs and stouts for me; once I cut those out, the fat starts to melt off.

But the problem is that when I quit drinking I'm polite and courteous to others and I'm just not for that.
And your wife looks at you and asks - "Who the hell are you and what did you do with my husband?"
 

Pikapppatri8

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She complained that I had a beer gut and I replied back with, "It's sympathy weight."

Thankfully the couch is comfortable.
Now that is balls - that is territory I would never set foot on. I would rather stick
my junk in a wood chipper. Mucho respect.
 

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