Game 5: GMU (4-0) at JMU (3-0) on Friday, November 19, at 7PM.

Quentin Daniels

Hall of Famer
Where the hell did you get "anal fixation" from? Geezus.
Yeah, it's a real mystery where I'd come up w/that.


  1. Game 3: GMU (2-0) vs Morgan St. (2-0) on Sunday, November 14, at 6 PM.

    Someone tell them to break out the preparation H and anallube - it’s going to be a looong night
  2. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    MIAMI UPDATE

    Except for the analviolations.
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    Dave Paulsen

    Shit! - the things women do for fashion. Waxing, botox, vaginal lifts/tucks, and analbleaching. Talk about a war on women.
  4. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    Game 11: AT University of Pennsylvania, Saturday, December 10th, 2 PM, NO TV

    As long as you still have your wallet and are still an analvirgin - you good to go.
  5. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    Game 21: AT St. Louis, Feb 1st, 2:30 EST/1:30 CST, NBCSN

    Please please no more analfisting on Mason fans - come on boys!
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    Game 18, AT Rhode Island, Jan 18, 12:30 PM, NBCSN

    Agreed - like I said - mandatory analrapes after each loss and then a Donkey Punch for each missed Free throw or turn over.
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    Game 18, AT Rhode Island, Jan 18, 12:30 PM, NBCSN

    Hmmmmm -- not sure what the solution is here - analrape for everyone after a loss?
  8. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    Game 6, AT Princeton, Nov 26th, 8 PM, NO TV

    ...shit laden wad of TP in their faces and say this is how you have been playing. Look at it!! then slam some chairs and light a players overnight bag on fire to prove he is pissed off. Maybe threaten any player who does not make a double double with an analraping using a splintery plunger...
 
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MasonSAE4

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Anyone else have Xfinity? I'm seeing NBCSN Washington but not NBCSN Washington Plus. No Mason game in the normal one, just some caps/wiz stuff
 

patriot2000

Starter
Yeah, it's a real mystery where I'd come up w/that.


  1. Game 3: GMU (2-0) vs Morgan St. (2-0) on Sunday, November 14, at 6 PM.

    Someone tell them to break out the preparation H and anallube - it’s going to be a looong night
  2. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    MIAMI UPDATE

    Except for the analviolations.
  3. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    Dave Paulsen

    Shit! - the things women do for fashion. Waxing, botox, vaginal lifts/tucks, and analbleaching. Talk about a war on women.
  4. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    Game 11: AT University of Pennsylvania, Saturday, December 10th, 2 PM, NO TV

    As long as you still have your wallet and are still an analvirgin - you good to go.
  5. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    Game 21: AT St. Louis, Feb 1st, 2:30 EST/1:30 CST, NBCSN

    Please please no more analfisting on Mason fans - come on boys!
  6. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    Game 18, AT Rhode Island, Jan 18, 12:30 PM, NBCSN

    Agreed - like I said - mandatory analrapes after each loss and then a Donkey Punch for each missed Free throw or turn over.
  7. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    Game 18, AT Rhode Island, Jan 18, 12:30 PM, NBCSN

    Hmmmmm -- not sure what the solution is here - analrape for everyone after a loss?
  8. [IMG alt="Pikapppatri8"]https://www.masonhoops.com/data/avatars/s/0/35.jpg?1385864838[/IMG]

    Game 6, AT Princeton, Nov 26th, 8 PM, NO TV

    ...shit laden wad of TP in their faces and say this is how you have been playing. Look at it!! then slam some chairs and light a players overnight bag on fire to prove he is pissed off. Maybe threaten any player who does not make a double double with an analraping using a splintery plunger...
Post of the year candidate
 

gmutom

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We aren’t showing composure on either end of the court. We are turning the ball over, settling for long jumpers, and not taking advantage of mismatches in the post. We need to settle down on offense and defend the 3 on defense. Need to get Schwartz and Cooper going.
 

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