MIAMI UPDATE

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Jollay gets the assist if the Hurricanes pull this one out. 36-28 now and looking good.

Look at our God now!!!

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Miami up 44-32...it's gonna be a party to-nite!!!!!!!!!

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Miami with the victory. You or we...U sycophants are still in the hunt!

 

[Washingtonian]

Eric Bickel ‏@EBJunkies 5m5 minutes ago
We'll talk a lot about the legendary Dean Smith today. @JFeinsteinBooks @CanesCoachL and Matt Doherty all scheduled to share their insight.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Just about to post that....

Listen to your God now! (between 6-10am)

 

[Quentin Daniels]

and for those wanting to hear Paul Hewitt's insight, he'll be appearing on amateur ham radio with Robbie from Cleveland the 37 y/o virgin broadcasting live from his apartment/parent's basement at the same time

 

[sigmanorm]

Just about to post that....

Listen to your God now! (between 6-10am)

Coach L at 8:40am today

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Coach L at 8:40am today

He is notoriously unreliable, but there's always a chance!

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Wow. Coach L gloating about beating Duke, and blames his mediocre results lately on, get this PLAYERS COMING BACK FROM INJURIES SCREWING UP THE CHEMISTRY. Wow. Then he went completely berserk, blaming Jewish people in general.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Then he literally ruined the ending of American Sniper. And get this, said he's "bringing a couple of buddies" to GO SEE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Purely for Dr. Gunnie, he also says the Hurricanes are ditching Nike for Adidas as well.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

What a tool.

 

[Walter]

Then he literally ruined the ending of American Sniper. And get this, said he's "bringing a couple of buddies" to GO SEE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY.

I am like 99.9% sure you are just joking. Please remove the .1% doubt from my mind.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I am like 99.9% sure you are just joking. Please remove the .1% doubt from my mind.

I am dead serious. Said Liz probably won't go.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I am told now that I made up the part about him blaming Jews, though. That may not be true. Sometimes I hear what I want to hear.

 

[GSII]

Jollay is leaving out the most interesting part. He said he was now best friends with Bruce Jenner and they would be watching 50 shades of grey together. Also, he admitted to getting high off nail polish. I dunno guys, nail polish, Bruce Jenner, Miami??

 

[Cool Disco Dan]

I am dead serious. Said Liz probably won't go.

He did indeed say he would see 50 shades of grey with some buddies. The junkies advised him to leave a seat or two between each other.

 

[gmutom]

And get this, said he's "bringing a couple of buddies" to GO SEE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY.

Hence the sex scene he suggested I add to my screenplay. The guy's passion goes way beyond basketball.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Then he literally ruined the ending of American Sniper. And get this, said he's "bringing a couple of buddies" to GO SEE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY.

This is so weird, Hewitt's interview with Robbie from Cleveland went eerily similar.

First Hewitt started by bragging about his big win over Princeton and then he talked about injuries hampering his coaching genius. He didn't mention the Jews at all, but did put a lot of blame on African Americans; specifically ones named Marquise, Vaughn, Erik, Julian, Isaiah, Trey, Corey, and Jalen.

Robbie than spent the next hour reading select passages from 50 Shades while Hewitt could be heard counting his money in the background and searching for March vacation packages.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

For those who think I hate L, I wrote a very nice complimentary piece on his love of movies today. http://pmands.com/at-the-movies-with-coach-jim-larranaga/

In fact, I honestly can't remember the last bad thing I said about the guy.