MIAMI UPDATE

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Not sure about second half meltdowns in elite 8 games, but here's a list of lopsided ncaa tournament games:

Page 2: Biggest NCAA Tournament blowouts

Let the March massacres begin ... as you watch for epic first round romps, check out our list of biggest blowouts in Tournament history.

www.espn.com

Thank you.

I will research to determine if this is the worst-played (and coached) stretch in NCAA history Elite Eight and beyond.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

I don't expect everbody to read the previous three pages.

I’ll summarize.

Miami made it to the Elite 8 for the first time ever under the brilliant leadership of our God, El Larranaga.

Meanwhile, a man named Jollay is questioning much about himself after a weekend spent with a West Virginia banjo player and several mason jars of homemade whisky (no e).

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I’ll summarize.

Miami made it to the Elite 8 for the first time ever under the brilliant leadership of our God, El Larranaga.

Meanwhile, a man named Jollay is questioning much about himself after a weekend spent with a West Virginia banjo player and several mason jars of homemade whisky (no e).

Well look who it is!!

Oh yeah, everybody is going to remember Miami's "run" this year...you have to go WAY back to find similar success by a double digit seed.

Like #15 this year, or #12 Oregon St. last year...

Hahahaahhahaha I told you they would choke....I just didn't know it would be

HISTORIC
EPIC
THIS HILARIOUS

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

ACC teams that have made the Elite 8 since L has been at Miami:

UVA
UNC
Duke
Syracuse
Notre Dame
Florida St.
Louisville

Plus, Clemson drew Kansas in the Round of 16 and only lost by four. Virginia Tech lost by two to Duke in 2019....

So, basically, congrats to L for performing to the average of his conference...finally, after eight years

 

[KAOriginal]

One day we will spend less time on our successful ex coach and praise our coach who can actually get past Fordham in the early rounds of the A-10 tourney.....

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

One day we will stop making fun of other coaches who choke in the Elite 8 and praise our coach who can actually get past Fordham in the early rounds of the A-10 tourney.....

Yeah I wish we could have an ACC team like L and beat Fordham by SIX WHOLE POINTS last December.

Super awesome.

Anyone remember 2002 Kent St.'s Elite 8 run?

Nope. But super awesome Miami's ACC run this year?

EVERYONE WILL

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Congrats to L for doing the third-best job in the ACC this year. Every year I feel bad we aren't to that level, "yet."

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Hahahahahahhaaha

Eat shit, losers!!!!!

Kansas 76
George Mason 67

Kansas 76
Miami 50

Hahahahahahahahahhhahahahahaah

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

It's so great to welcome the bitter U fans into this thread once again!!

It's great to be back!!!

 

[mkaufman1]

So I guess you are now hanging on making fun of Miami making the elite 8. Lol.

Its a shame he didn't win a national title just so you'd crumble haha

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Haha Kaufman calling me out!!

 

[mkaufman1]

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Haha Kaufman calling me out!!

You're lucky I have a sense of humor, Christopher.

 

[KAOriginal]

Yeah I wish we could have an ACC team like L and beat Fordham by SIX WHOLE POINTS last December.

So wait....actually beating Fordham is a bad thing?

And losing to them constantly in the A10 tournament is good?

Shit I have had this all wrong....

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

So wait....actually beating Fordham is a bad thing?

And losing to them constantly in the A10 tournament is good?

Shit I have had this all wrong....

You're just confused to the point where you think the 7th-8th best job in our conference is utter failure, while the 7th-8th best job in the ACC is some sort of magic.

Not your fault, many others are also confused...

 

[gmujim92]

You're just confused to the point where you think the 7th-8th best job in our conference is utter failure, while the 7th-8th best job in the ACC is some sort of magic.

Not your fault, many others are also confused...

I do get confused easily at my advanced age, but what exactly are you arguing?

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I do get confused easily at my advanced age, but what exactly are you arguing?

"I have already won the argument if you don't know what it is."

-Sun Tzu "The Art of War Part 2"

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE

 

[mkaufman1]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE

I can see it now. It’s 2050. Larranaga’s Cuban grandson has taken over at Miami. Jollay is still yelling about Larranaga.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

As ridiculous as it sounds to celebrate not getting past the Elite 8, I’m going to let him have this moment. After losing the house, the car, and a basset hound to his bookie & being forced into servicing older gay gentleman at parties while high on OxyContin to pay off the remainder of his debts, he deserves this one small moment. Essentially this tournament has been a loop of Chris Rock at the Oscars up until now for Jollay, so congrats.

 

[KAOriginal]

You're just confused to the point where you think the 7th-8th best job in our conference is utter failure, while the 7th-8th best job in the ACC is some sort of magic.

Not your fault, many others are also confused...

Oh. See I thought it was about the 7 post seasons in 11 years...including and NIT runner up, 2 Sweet Sixteens and an Elite 8 appearance.

In comparison, our 11 year span has yielded a CBI and CIT appearance. Heck I'm waiting on the runner up banner to be hung in the rafters....

Cause no one remembers regular season finishes....