What should we call Paul Hewitt?

[Walter]

Where is what we have so far:

The Clown Virus
The Fluffer of Fairfax
TOC's Legacy
$7 Million Dollar Man
The Thief of Fairfax
Cock Gobbler
Hewitt the Clown
GMURaider
Paulzo the Coach
Paul Ball II
Dumpster Fire
Not Larranaga
Paul the Program Slayer
Empty Suit
Worst Coach in America
Our Old $hitty Coach (coming soon)
Paul-Bearer
Not Mike Lonergan
Could Have Had Jeff Jones
Bozo the Coach
Paul Blewitt
Program Killer
Program Destroyer (Note: a little confusing since O'Connor is often called this)
The Wizard of Fairfax
Jay Larranaga’s Predecessor
Scott Cherry’s Predecessor
Former George Mason Coach

 

[Dawgs99]

Cock Gobbler

 

[gmutom]

Too late to submit "The Million Dollar Harm"?

 

[gmujim92]

If I was in the mood to be respectful, I'd go with "Former George Mason Coach" or "Our Old $hitty Coach (coming soon)"

But I'm not, so I'll second "Cock Gobbler"

 

[Walter]

Not a poll. Trying to get a few more good ones, then we will have a poll to select the official derogatory name for the Fluffer Virus

 

[gmujim92]

Not a poll. Trying to get a few more good ones, then we will have a poll to select the official derogatory name for the Fluffer Virus

I suggest changing one of the options to "Empty (But Extremely Stylish) Suit"

 

[Raider_SPE]

Captain Oblivious

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

Leesburg Chankenstank IV

 

[G M U]

-Paul Knew-it was a bad hire
-Offensively Challenged
-Hands up don't shoot for 2, 2, 2 or 3
-The Recruiter
-Mr. No Postseason
-Newest Member of the ESPN Analyst Crew

 

[mkaufman1]

Paranoid Paul

 

[Pablo]

Mr. October

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

Captain Oblivious

Lt. Oblivious has a better ring to it.

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

Mr. October

Hahahahahahaha. Brilliant. Winner!

 

[sigmanorm]

The Rebound Guy....and not the good kind

 

[MasonJar]

The Program Paller

 

[Patriotfan49]

The Plague
Malaysia Airlines 370 (still searching for his coaching ability)
The Titanic
The Mirage
The Sieve
The Syphon

 

[Herndon]

The Dapper Crapper

 

[Patriot Lawdog]

The father of conceptual physics...and no concept basketball.

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

Larry

 

[mason2k1]

Rick