News +THINGS ARE GOOD IN PATRIOTLAND

[Robot]

Posted on the MasonHoops.com Blog:

"+THINGS ARE GOOD IN PATRIOTLAND" by Chris Jollay

THINGS ARE GOOD IN PATRIOTLAND. Did you watch the game yesterday, Mason’s extremely unofficial A-10 opener? The Patriots defeated Rhode Island at home 61-54, and redshirt freshman Jalen Jenkins had a monster game, with nine points, five blocks and 11 rebounds in just 17 minutes. While we never really could put away the Rams until the end, […]

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[Haxormax]

wait when did we let jollay do anything real?

 

[JimP]

This thread could have waited.

 

[Patriotsince81]

New title for the thread might be appropriate...................Suggestions?

 

[Patriotsince81]

How to Blow Chunks in Patriotland?
How to Continue Losing at Home in Patriotland?

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

"How a man in nice suit and mustache can trick you into being a good coach"

 

[GMUheckler]

"How to Quarantine and wipe out the virus in Patriotland"

 

[gmujim92]

Jollay was drunk off his a** when he wrote that blog post. No other possible explanation.

 

[HoopsAdmin]

Jollay is on his way to Atlantic City for the JPO. He muttered something about a response to this post as he left the Pat Dome.

 

[Walter]

Did Jollay jinx us with this article? He should write one saying "Things are Bad in Patriotland" just to see if he could undo the black magic. Or maybe he could write a column on "TOC's Contract Extended" or "GT wants Hewitt Back and is Willing to Pay $7M to GMU to Get Him"