They came calling, and he left fast
The door had no chance to even hit his a**
He signed the offer quick, but then Providence grunted:
“Holy shit! This guy’s record was barely .500!”
“What have we done? My stomach is sickened
“Did he really lose by 30 to something called a Biliken?”
Enjoy Friar fans, your win column will look meek
But you’ll enjoy four years of really nice haircuts and of course lovely tweets
Fans will wonder, What did he accomplish to deserve this hire?
Why have we Knighted him and called him Sire?
Well he’s your problem now, and every thread on your boards will soon start with “Fire”
We’ll move on just fine without Little Kim
And replace him with a man by the name of Anthony Skinn
So you see, Kim leaving is a blessing, not a sin
He’ll do something Little Kim couldn’t: F U C K I N G WIN!
The door had no chance to even hit his a**
He signed the offer quick, but then Providence grunted:
“Holy shit! This guy’s record was barely .500!”
“What have we done? My stomach is sickened
“Did he really lose by 30 to something called a Biliken?”
Enjoy Friar fans, your win column will look meek
But you’ll enjoy four years of really nice haircuts and of course lovely tweets
Fans will wonder, What did he accomplish to deserve this hire?
Why have we Knighted him and called him Sire?
Well he’s your problem now, and every thread on your boards will soon start with “Fire”
We’ll move on just fine without Little Kim
And replace him with a man by the name of Anthony Skinn
So you see, Kim leaving is a blessing, not a sin
He’ll do something Little Kim couldn’t: F U C K I N G WIN!
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