One time Patriot 99 offered me $1000 to have sex with a girl with Down's Syndrome who was dancing at the bar in Annandale. (Remember that place with the outdoor volleyball courts? What was that called?) Girl flat out wanted nothing to do with me though, and I even used some of my A-game material.
She was smart to stay away from me. I guess what I'm trying to say is, sometimes it is hard to judge a book by its cover. She showed her moral character that evening while I ended up passing out behind the dumpster at the Popeye's a few miles down the road.
I would urge the two sororities that didn't extend bids (I'm sure one was AOPi those chicks can be so vapid, yo!) to this young, beautiful minkie to take another look. I see a wonderful young lady there on that there cheerleading squad that would be an asset to ours, or any Greek community.