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per ESPN:
"FAIRFAX, Va. -- Due to increased pressure from both the George Mason administration and interweb based 'fan' groups such as masonhoops.com, former men's basketball coach Paul A.K.A. Da Cock Gobbler Hewitt has accepted a transfer position at North Korea's flagship athletic franchise, SC Pyongyang, where he will be named this Sunday as Eternal Head Coach.
Brad Edwards, the newly anointed George Mason A.D. and former Native American, had this to say about the bizarre and borderline treasonous turn of events in Fairfax:
'I mean, [Paul Hewitt] is just another washed up basketball dipshit like that freak Rodman that can find solace in the fact that there is still a place in this cold world that will still accept them, despite their shortcomings as professionals and human beings. Seriously, we will have no trouble getting someone as qualified as ol' Cock Gobbler was.'
The news, however, comes as no surprise to some, as Hewitt has been a known close friend and confidant to the Kim clan since this picture of him praising and high-fiving Kim Jong Un first surfaced 18 months ago:
"FAIRFAX, Va. -- Due to increased pressure from both the George Mason administration and interweb based 'fan' groups such as masonhoops.com, former men's basketball coach Paul A.K.A. Da Cock Gobbler Hewitt has accepted a transfer position at North Korea's flagship athletic franchise, SC Pyongyang, where he will be named this Sunday as Eternal Head Coach.
Brad Edwards, the newly anointed George Mason A.D. and former Native American, had this to say about the bizarre and borderline treasonous turn of events in Fairfax:
'I mean, [Paul Hewitt] is just another washed up basketball dipshit like that freak Rodman that can find solace in the fact that there is still a place in this cold world that will still accept them, despite their shortcomings as professionals and human beings. Seriously, we will have no trouble getting someone as qualified as ol' Cock Gobbler was.'
The news, however, comes as no surprise to some, as Hewitt has been a known close friend and confidant to the Kim clan since this picture of him praising and high-fiving Kim Jong Un first surfaced 18 months ago:
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