Brad Backwards

Leesburg Chankenstank III

All-American
⭐️ Donor ⭐️
Brad, you brought Paulsen to Fairfax with a white pasty glow
Here we are 6 years later with nothing to show
Our NCAA Tourney record this decade remains 0-0

Paulsen lacks accountability, His offense lacks grace
But Herndon is happy as he shouts “Yay, 6th place!”

Come on Brad, The fans are down
Even SwimMom has drowned
Freakin’ GMUJim even thinks Paulsen’s a clown

You hired Darrell Green proudly at the presser
Who’s next? Dexter Manley as a Tenured Professor?

Your decisions are awful
And the money you make is borderline unlawful

Some have called you “Big Balls Brad” praising your talent and ambition
Turns out the “Big Balls” reference was just a medical condition
 

gmujim92

Hall of Famer
GIVING DAY 2023
Brad, you brought Paulsen to Fairfax with a white pasty glow
Here we are 6 years later with nothing to show
Our NCAA Tourney record this decade remains 0-0

Paulsen lacks accountability, His offense lacks grace
But Herndon is happy as he shouts “Yay, 6th place!”

Come on Brad, The fans are down
Even SwimMom has drowned
Freakin’ GMUJim even thinks Paulsen’s a clown

You hired Darrell Green proudly at the presser
Who’s next? Dexter Manley as a Tenured Professor?

Your decisions are awful
And the money you make is borderline unlawful

Some have called you “Big Balls Brad” praising your talent and ambition
Turns out the “Big Balls” reference was just a medical condition

Another classic for The Chank Files. Bravo!
 

bravesfan

Starter
GIVING DAY 2023
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