Hewitt the Destroyer
How Hewitt Drained the Life out of his players.
Ryan Pearson - Couldn't function by end of the year b/c he carried team so much.
Andre Cornelious - Was a challenge, so left him in the dog house most of the year.
Wright - In the process of sucking out last of his bball life as we speak
Copes - Has forgotten how to play the game
Corey - Can't dribble now, even though was highly rated PG out of NYC.
Allen - Can't dribble in the clutch. Might join the circus after graduation.
J2 - Stole his nut sack.
Gray - Had to take Andre's spot in the doghouse.
JA and VV- Might have snuck away just in time.
Marko - Currently so fresh he can't make a 3pt shot.
Holloway, Jenkins, Moore - Beware, he's gonna get you.