I AM HEWITT

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

I am Hewitt. My coaching, unsightly
My agent, feisty
My outfits, tidy
But don't take me lightly
My account is robust, I masturbate to it nightly
A gentleman bandit, smiling so brightly
Robbing you blind while shaking hands politely
Like the coyote, yes I am Wiley
You people are pathetic, holding on to your dreams so tightly
I'll be cashing checks from you until I'm ninety
Not my fault you threw your money down the gutters
I don't even care that these last two lines don't rhyme with the others

 

[Quentin Daniels]

I refuse to like this post - too much truth in it.

 

[Walter]

I only hope when I negotiate the terms and salary of my next job, Tom O'Connor is sitting across the table representing the company.

 

[gmujim92]

Hickory dickory dock, TOC can suck my c*ck.

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

Hickory dickory dock, TOC can suck my c*ck.

Very moving, a tour de force. Better than any rhyme I've ever written (tear rolling down my cheek)

 

[gmujim92]

Very moving, a tour de force. Better than any rhyme I've ever written (tear rolling down my cheek)

I knew I couldn't top yours, so I went for brevity instead.

 

[gmutom]

Very moving, a tour de force. Better than any rhyme I've ever written (tear rolling down my cheek)

Let's not give Jim too much credit. He was paraphrasing renowned poet Andrew Dice Clay. It's only a matter of time before Dice's inspiring words start showing up on Coach Krieder's twitter feed.

BTW, Chank, thanks for finally breaking out some new verses. You've been holding out on us, man.

 

[TweederGMU]

Jesus..... do we really need another Hewitt sucks thread? Can't this stuff be moved to any other 20 threads stating our disgust with Hewitt. Don't really need another Hewitt sucks thread

 

[phoenix-arizona]

Making it easier for next coach . All he has to do is maintain .500 record