FOR SALE THINGS ARE GOOD AT CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE

[Robot]

Posted on the MasonHoops.com Blog:

"THINGS ARE GOOD AT CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE" by Chris Jollay

When you’re off to camp, you’re not all that eager to hear what guys like Ralph have to say. “Doomed, I tells ya!” they usually shout. “You’re all DOOMED!” But if you’re a counselor headed to camp a week early, with a pretty good chance you’re going to have wild, promiscuous sex before the kids […]

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[gmutom]

Good stuff, Jollay. Very witty and well written.

 

[gmubrian]

I think that is an excellent representation of how many of us feel. Funny too!

 

[Walter]

Dang it. I hit the "awesome" before remember I always hit the "WTF?" for all of Jollay's articles.

 

[Pablo]

 

[gmubrian]

Just to clarify, GSII is Ralph, right?

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Thanks for the compliments!

If you read the caption for murdered Ralph, I actually went w/ patriot49...although I almost went GSII...

 

[gmutom]

Just to clarify, GSII is Ralph, right?

No, GSII is Wreck It Ralph.

 

[gmubrian]

If you read the caption for murdered Ralph, I actually went w/ patriot49...although I almost went GSII...

Thanks for clarifying. I totally missed that.

 

[TweederGMU]

Brilliant. Such eloquence in your writing style. Truman Capote would be happy that his protégé has such diligence and love in his writings.

 

[ArrozBlanco]

We need to hire Freddy Kruger as our next AD and rename Patriot Circle to Elm Street.

 

[smccart5]

Our program is so mediocre right now. I used to want my 'cuse and michigan friends to watch our games so they can see we're actually good and have a legit home arena...now i don't want anyone to watch...

 

[GSII]

Tom,
Then who is Paul Wrecked-it gonna be?

 

[Pikapppatri8]

Well written. I had my son read it to me as I was cleaning my AR and AK rifles.

You artistically painted a troubling picture with words.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

The moment the fog was lifted from the eyes of Hewitt supporters: