Wow you're an idiot. The only thing ridiculous is your can't be done attitude. Tell that to all of the MLB, NFL, NHL, NCAAF, and NBA teams who go above and beyond to provide their guests with diverse and gourmet food items. Its been proven in stadiums that if you put time and effort in to providing good food then people will pay for it. Throw in the fact that we live in one of the richest parts of America and people often eat well here and are willing to spend more money on food, the demand is high for great food. Its time the AD and school realizes this.
Food is definitely a top priority for people and families at a game. Food is part of the whole game experience. Watching your kid get ice cream all over their face is priceless and part of the whole experience. Sharing a bite of a huge turkey leg with your girlfriend, or friend, is part of the experience. Your beyond dumb to think If a college kid or a group of 25 year old guys coming to a 7pm or 1pm game wouldn't tear in to a Chipotle Burrito if given the chance. If I knew Chipotle, Panera, Five Guys, or Quiznos was at the Pat Center I would get that shit every time I was there. Absolutely I would eat a Burrito in my seat and then stare at the cheerleaders like a burrito eating boss with Guac all over my face. I'd spend $15 on a Burrito or Five guys burger and fries before I'd spend $10 on a lame a** chicken tender basket.
Also, half of our games are at 7pm. That means people are usually traveling and stuck in traffic for anywhere from 30 mins to an hour to come see a game and may not get a chance to stop for dinner. If a dad is going home from work to scoop the family up and head to the PatCenter for a 7pm tip I guarantee over half of those families have not eaten dinner yet and will very much spend their money on a Five guys burger, Burrito, or Turkey sub at the game.
But I wouldn't stick to criticizing people's recommendations on here, you are really bad at it.