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"One week after Doug Gottlieb referred to weaker potential opponents as 'Nobody U,' his Green Bay men's basketball team lost to Division II Michigan Tech, 72-70, on Wednesday for its eighth consecutive defeat.

Green Bay took a double-digit lead into halftime and led by as many as 13 points in the second half before Michigan Tech came back to take the lead with just under eight minutes left. The two teams went back and forth until Michigan Tech's Marcus Tomashek hit a 3-pointer with 53 seconds left to give the Huskies a lead they didn't relinquish.

In a news conference last week after the Phoenix's loss to Milwaukee, Gottlieb explained his scheduling outlook and used the now-infamous "Nobody U" phrase.

'Part of the reason I want to play better teams is like, it's 2 degrees outside, it's snowing. I don't really like the idea of Nobody U coming in here,' he said. 'What do we learn playing a game where we win by 20?
There's a methodology to it and I'm going to have to adjust moving forward.""

"Speaking to the media after the game, Gottlieb was asked about his off-court activities and focus on the job. He got into a back-and-forth on X earlier this week with ESPN's Adam Schefter and still hosts a daily radio show on Fox Sports Radio.

'Whatever I do is gonna draw a ton of attention,' he said. 'I have a certain tone sometimes to the way I speak and especially to the way I tweet, which can upset people. I promise you, even though it's in the negative now, it'll be in the positive soon. Keep all the receipts and we'll just keep doing our job.'

Green Bay dropped to 2-11 this season after the loss to Michigan Tech
. The Phoenix's past three Division I defeats have come by an average of 20 points. Green Bay is 0-3 in Horizon League play and travels to face Drake, one of the four remaining undefeated teams in Division I, on Saturday.

'I'm as dedicated to this job as any human being has ever been,' Gottlieb said. 'And I'm going to see it through until we win a Horizon League championship. This is my dream job and I will not fall short of the 100% effort that's required.'

Gottlieb was hired in May after being one of the final candidates for the Green Bay vacancy. He replaced Sundance Wicks, who led the Phoenix to an 18-14 record in his debut campaign and then left to become the head coach at Wyoming.

Gottlieb didn't have any college coaching experience, but was part of the staff for the United States team at the 2009 and 2017 Maccabiah Games, serving as the head coach in 2017 and as an assistant under Bruce Pearl in 2009."
 

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"One week after Doug Gottlieb referred to weaker potential opponents as 'Nobody U,' his Green Bay men's basketball team lost to Division II Michigan Tech, 72-70, on Wednesday for its eighth consecutive defeat.

Green Bay took a double-digit lead into halftime and led by as many as 13 points in the second half before Michigan Tech came back to take the lead with just under eight minutes left. The two teams went back and forth until Michigan Tech's Marcus Tomashek hit a 3-pointer with 53 seconds left to give the Huskies a lead they didn't relinquish.

In a news conference last week after the Phoenix's loss to Milwaukee, Gottlieb explained his scheduling outlook and used the now-infamous "Nobody U" phrase.

'Part of the reason I want to play better teams is like, it's 2 degrees outside, it's snowing. I don't really like the idea of Nobody U coming in here,' he said. 'What do we learn playing a game where we win by 20? There's a methodology to it and I'm going to have to adjust moving forward.""

"Speaking to the media after the game, Gottlieb was asked about his off-court activities and focus on the job. He got into a back-and-forth on X earlier this week with ESPN's Adam Schefter and still hosts a daily radio show on Fox Sports Radio.

'Whatever I do is gonna draw a ton of attention,' he said. 'I have a certain tone sometimes to the way I speak and especially to the way I tweet, which can upset people. I promise you, even though it's in the negative now, it'll be in the positive soon. Keep all the receipts and we'll just keep doing our job.'

Green Bay dropped to 2-11 this season after the loss to Michigan Tech
. The Phoenix's past three Division I defeats have come by an average of 20 points. Green Bay is 0-3 in Horizon League play and travels to face Drake, one of the four remaining undefeated teams in Division I, on Saturday.

'I'm as dedicated to this job as any human being has ever been,' Gottlieb said. 'And I'm going to see it through until we win a Horizon League championship. This is my dream job and I will not fall short of the 100% effort that's required.'

Gottlieb was hired in May after being one of the final candidates for the Green Bay vacancy. He replaced Sundance Wicks, who led the Phoenix to an 18-14 record in his debut campaign and then left to become the head coach at Wyoming.

Gottlieb didn't have any college coaching experience, but was part of the staff for the United States team at the 2009 and 2017 Maccabiah Games, serving as the head coach in 2017 and as an assistant under Bruce Pearl in 2009."
Looks like GB is the real Nobody U.
What a clown.
Though there was that Miss Idaho comment a few years back...for you Nats fans.
 

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Looks like GB is the real Nobody U.
What a clown.
Though there was that Miss Idaho comment a few years back...for you Nats fans.

I'm no Gottlieb fan but this whole thing was completely taken out of context. He never called Michigan Tech "Nobody U".
 

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I'm no Gottlieb fan but this whole thing was completely taken out of context. He never called Michigan Tech "Nobody U".
Looks like he used it as an umbrella term to refer to numerous teams.
 

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I'm no Gottlieb fan but this whole thing was completely taken out of context. He never called Michigan Tech "Nobody U".
I completely agree. I watched that entire interview and thought he was very candid, humble and transparent. Other than pointing out some execution mistakes and an injury, he wasn't making excuses or asking for sympathy. It's not easy taking over a program in this NIL landscape in which guys can transfer in or out like a revolving door. We got lucky that Tony has thus far made it work.

All that said, I think his public exchange with Shefter and also that he insists on coaching while doing his radio show are very bad looks. I don't care if he pulls all-nighters to make up for the time with the side gig. It still send a mixed message to the players and fans that he's not 100% committed.
 

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Speaking of things you can’t make up, check out this amazing bio of our former starting point guard, Andrei O’Grady-Cook. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BobParr34007/sandbox

With stats like these, think what could’ve been. Shame about the injury.


This belongs in its own thread: “you can make this stuff up!!!”
 
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"The Volunteers made four shots in the first 20 minutes and trailed by 36 points late in front of 11,011 fans."

"The Gators did mess one thing up: They sold student tickets to the public as part of a three-game holiday package. Police had to escort dozens of angry students out of their usual courtside seats before tipoff."
 
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"CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- No. 10 Clemson trailed No. 13 Louisville by five points at halftime of Friday night's semifinal game at the ACC tournament and needed some in-game adjustments. So it didn't help when the Tigers were locked out of their locker room during the intermission.

Clemson players sat on the cement floor outside of the locker room while coach Brad Brownell addressed his team.

Eventually, the door was unlocked by building security and the Tigers got in.

The ACC added two minutes to halftime as a result.​

Whether it was coincidence, Clemson did not play well early in the second half, eventually falling behind by 15 after going more than six minutes without a field goal. The Tigers finally got some momentum and cut their deficit to two with a furious rally and had a chance to tie before losing 76-73.

Brownell said it's something that has never happened to his Clemson team before.

'No, not at this level,' Brownell said. 'It's disappointing, obviously.'

An ACC spokesperson said it's unclear how the door, which locks from the inside, was locked. The conference posts a security guard outside every locker room for every game and there had never been any incidents reported before."
 

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???? What is does an article on Davidson's women's team have to do with St Louis making it to the finals of the WNIT? Or a WBIT final between Penn St and Illinois??
It’s clear you have no knowledge of 5D chess…;)
 
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"The LA Clippers and team owner Steve Ballmer reportedly have been accused of circumventing the NBA's salary cap by paying $28 million to Kawhi Leonard for a 'no-show job.'

Pablo Torre, a podcaster and former ESPN contributor, reported Wednesday that the Clippers paid Leonard through a now-bankrupt company owned by Ballmer.

In the latest episode of his 'Pablo Torre Finds Out' podcast, Torre cited a trove of internal documents from the company Aspiration, which Ballmer partially funded with a $50 million investment through his personal LLC on Sept. 14, 2021.

Later that month, on Sept. 27, 2021, the Clippers announced a $300 million partnership with the now-bankrupt Aspiration, including sponsorship in the team's new arena and on the team's jersey patch.

According to Torre, Leonard agreed to a four-year, $28 million endorsement deal in April 2022 through his LLC, KL2 Aspire. The endorsement deal came nine months after Leonard signed a four-year, $176.3 million contract to remain with the Clippers -- the maximum allowed at the time under the NBA's collective bargaining agreement.

A clause in one of the documents purportedly obtained by Torre states that the deal between Aspiration and KL2 Aspire would be voided if Leonard left the Clippers. According to Torre, Leonard also could 'decline to proceed with any action desired' by Aspiration and continue to get paid.

An unnamed employee who purportedly worked for Aspiration told Torre that the payment to Leonard 'was to circumvent the salary cap.'"
 
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"Grant-Foster developed that resilience over the course of an eight-year college basketball career complicated by a heart condition that led to two collapses -- and cost him nearly two entire seasons.

By the time he turns 26 in March, Grant-Foster will have suited up for five different schools. His journey has included two seasons at Indian Hills Community College, one at Kansas -- his dream program, where he saw limited play (8.1 minutes per game) -- then a fraction of one at DePaul, where he played just a half-game before his first collapse in 2021. After collapsing a second time three months later -- and missing the 2022-23 season -- Grant-Foster secured clearance from his doctors at the Mayo Clinic and made his way back to the court for two seasons at Grand Canyon.

Grant-Foster needed NCAA approval for one more year at Gonzaga, though. Having spent nearly two years fighting for another opportunity to play the sport he loves, a courtroom battle with the NCAA did not scare him. After it denied his eligibility waiver request, a judge granted him a preliminary injunction, allowing him to play this season."


"In a controversial era that has allowed former G League players, NBA draft picks and international pros to secure eligibility, the question about who deserves second chances -- for a player who has already had several of them -- was at the center of Grant-Foster's push for a final season. He was fighting for a starting spot on a No. 8 Gonzaga squad with realistic Final Four aspirations (Grant-Foster is third in scoring with 11.3 points per game)."

"Grant-Foster loved to challenge his friends in marathon video game battles and late-night shootarounds. It never mattered when or where. At any moment, he could ask you to drop to the floor for a race to 25 pushups. That tenacity bled into the gym, where he blossomed into the No. 1 junior college player in America after two years at Indian Hills Community College -- and, eventually, worthy of a scholarship from Kansas.

Almost from the start, it wasn't a fit. He saw limited time, averaging just 3.1 points in Lawrence. After one tough game with the Jayhawks, a frustrated Grant-Foster kept walking through the parking lot even as his mother called his name. He seemed almost in a daze."

"The Blue Demons offered Grant-Foster a chance to start over and restore his confidence. After a summer working out with the squad, he felt like himself again before the 2021-22 season.

Only 20 minutes into his debut, everything changed.

Grant-Foster had just made a go-ahead 3-pointer in the season opener against Coppin State. When he headed for the locker room at halftime, he collapsed in the tunnel. The school's medical team surrounded him as he briefly regained consciousness, while he asked what the fuss was all about and why everyone was standing around him instead of preparing for the second half. Then he lost consciousness again.

DePaul's medical staffers began CPR so intense Grant-Foster later complained about severe pain from the compressions. It took three rounds of shocks from an automated external defibrillator before he was resuscitated."

"After a 10-day stint between two Chicago hospitals, Grant-Foster learned he had scarring on his heart from a genetic condition called arrhythmogenic cardiomyopathy and needed an implanted defibrillator. Doctors framed the stakes with sobering advice: Pick up a set of golf clubs instead because the chance of playing basketball again didn't seem like a reality."

"The defibrillator didn't prevent another incident, though. It didn't help that, according to those around him, Tyon did not always heed doctors' warnings such as other young athletes recovering from injuries, but continued to push the limits, still challenging others to push-up contests.

Three months after his first incident, while recovering at home in Kansas City, Grant-Foster collapsed again while playing pickup with former Jayhawks teammate and now Denver Nuggets guard Christian Braun. Grant-Foster would need another surgery to have more scarring removed.

DePaul refused to clear him after the second collapse, offering support if he wanted to be a coach or have another role with the program, but casting doubt on his playing future.

Grant-Foster was once again preparing for life without basketball.

In his time off the court, he turned to movies such as 'Training Day,' 'Pursuit of Happyness' and 'King Arthur' for inspiration on overcoming adversity. They also were distractions and stories that ended with good guys winning. He spent those months hoping he would get a chance to win again, too.

That chance came on March 30, 2023 -- more than a year after his second collapse -- when Grant-Foster finished a Zoom call with his new team of doctors at the Mayo Clinic. They gave him the news he had been waiting for: the green light to resume his career.

As soon as the call ended, Grant-Foster grabbed his shoes and shorts and headed toward the gym.

He had to make sure he would be OK on the court again."

Grand Canyon head coach Bryce Drew understood the risk.

Drew had watched his brother, Scott, the head coach at Baylor, wade through situations involving multiple players with heart issues. Former Final Four hero Jared Butler had been diagnosed with hypertrophic cardiomyopathy in high school. Former Baylor standouts Isaiah Austin and King McClure, now an ESPN analyst, had dealt with career-altering heart issues, too.

Those experiences prepared Bryce Drew for a pitch from a former assistant, Jamall Walker, who knew Grant-Foster from their circles in Kansas City and praised his potential. Drew was willing to offer him a second chance.

After Grand Canyon worked with Grant-Foster's doctors at the Mayo Clinic to get him ready to play, he showcased all of the potential he had never had an opportunity to display. A full 726 days after his first and only game at DePaul, Grant-Foster scored 30 points for Grand Canyon in a season-opening win over Southeast Missouri State."

"He scored 25 or more points in 10 games that season, earning 2023-24 Western Athletic Conference Player of the Year honors. He led No. 12-seeded Grand Canyon to its first NCAA tournament victory with 22 points in an upset of No. 5 Saint Mary's in the first round.

He was hindered by an ankle injury in his second season but still managed to help the Lopes reach the NCAA tournament for the fourth time in program history.

When Gonzaga began recruiting him, it was impossible not to listen. Grant-Foster had always dreamed of playing in the NBA, and Few had produced a dozen first-round picks."

"In October, Grant-Foster stood in a courtroom and smiled as Spokane County Judge Marla Polin granted him an injunction to play, with Few sitting a few rows back."

"Now, the Bulldogs have a player who could be one of the reasons they cut down the nets in April. He was averaging 11.3 points, 5.0 rebounds and 1.2 blocks heading into Wednesday's game against Pepperdine. He's rated as an 'excellent' defender on Synergy Sports, contributing to the best defense Few has had at Gonzaga in five years."

'"I feel like some people don't really understand how uncontrollable the circumstances were for me. It's not just a regular injury where you can rehab back from this,' Grant-Foster said. 'So when sometimes I see people judging me like, 'Oh, he's older' and all of this, but you really just don't know what I had to go through to even get back to playing basketball again.'"
 

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"Grant-Foster developed that resilience over the course of an eight-year college basketball career complicated by a heart condition that led to two collapses -- and cost him nearly two entire seasons.

By the time he turns 26 in March, Grant-Foster will have suited up for five different schools. His journey has included two seasons at Indian Hills Community College, one at Kansas -- his dream program, where he saw limited play (8.1 minutes per game) -- then a fraction of one at DePaul, where he played just a half-game before his first collapse in 2021. After collapsing a second time three months later -- and missing the 2022-23 season -- Grant-Foster secured clearance from his doctors at the Mayo Clinic and made his way back to the court for two seasons at Grand Canyon.

Grant-Foster needed NCAA approval for one more year at Gonzaga, though. Having spent nearly two years fighting for another opportunity to play the sport he loves, a courtroom battle with the NCAA did not scare him. After it denied his eligibility waiver request, a judge granted him a preliminary injunction, allowing him to play this season."


"In a controversial era that has allowed former G League players, NBA draft picks and international pros to secure eligibility, the question about who deserves second chances -- for a player who has already had several of them -- was at the center of Grant-Foster's push for a final season. He was fighting for a starting spot on a No. 8 Gonzaga squad with realistic Final Four aspirations (Grant-Foster is third in scoring with 11.3 points per game)."

"Grant-Foster loved to challenge his friends in marathon video game battles and late-night shootarounds. It never mattered when or where. At any moment, he could ask you to drop to the floor for a race to 25 pushups. That tenacity bled into the gym, where he blossomed into the No. 1 junior college player in America after two years at Indian Hills Community College -- and, eventually, worthy of a scholarship from Kansas.

Almost from the start, it wasn't a fit. He saw limited time, averaging just 3.1 points in Lawrence. After one tough game with the Jayhawks, a frustrated Grant-Foster kept walking through the parking lot even as his mother called his name. He seemed almost in a daze."

"The Blue Demons offered Grant-Foster a chance to start over and restore his confidence. After a summer working out with the squad, he felt like himself again before the 2021-22 season.

Only 20 minutes into his debut, everything changed.

Grant-Foster had just made a go-ahead 3-pointer in the season opener against Coppin State. When he headed for the locker room at halftime, he collapsed in the tunnel. The school's medical team surrounded him as he briefly regained consciousness, while he asked what the fuss was all about and why everyone was standing around him instead of preparing for the second half. Then he lost consciousness again.

DePaul's medical staffers began CPR so intense Grant-Foster later complained about severe pain from the compressions. It took three rounds of shocks from an automated external defibrillator before he was resuscitated."

"After a 10-day stint between two Chicago hospitals, Grant-Foster learned he had scarring on his heart from a genetic condition called arrhythmogenic cardiomyopathy and needed an implanted defibrillator. Doctors framed the stakes with sobering advice: Pick up a set of golf clubs instead because the chance of playing basketball again didn't seem like a reality."

"The defibrillator didn't prevent another incident, though. It didn't help that, according to those around him, Tyon did not always heed doctors' warnings such as other young athletes recovering from injuries, but continued to push the limits, still challenging others to push-up contests.

Three months after his first incident, while recovering at home in Kansas City, Grant-Foster collapsed again while playing pickup with former Jayhawks teammate and now Denver Nuggets guard Christian Braun. Grant-Foster would need another surgery to have more scarring removed.

DePaul refused to clear him after the second collapse, offering support if he wanted to be a coach or have another role with the program, but casting doubt on his playing future.

Grant-Foster was once again preparing for life without basketball.

In his time off the court, he turned to movies such as 'Training Day,' 'Pursuit of Happyness' and 'King Arthur' for inspiration on overcoming adversity. They also were distractions and stories that ended with good guys winning. He spent those months hoping he would get a chance to win again, too.

That chance came on March 30, 2023 -- more than a year after his second collapse -- when Grant-Foster finished a Zoom call with his new team of doctors at the Mayo Clinic. They gave him the news he had been waiting for: the green light to resume his career.

As soon as the call ended, Grant-Foster grabbed his shoes and shorts and headed toward the gym.

He had to make sure he would be OK on the court again."

Grand Canyon head coach Bryce Drew understood the risk.

Drew had watched his brother, Scott, the head coach at Baylor, wade through situations involving multiple players with heart issues. Former Final Four hero Jared Butler had been diagnosed with hypertrophic cardiomyopathy in high school. Former Baylor standouts Isaiah Austin and King McClure, now an ESPN analyst, had dealt with career-altering heart issues, too.

Those experiences prepared Bryce Drew for a pitch from a former assistant, Jamall Walker, who knew Grant-Foster from their circles in Kansas City and praised his potential. Drew was willing to offer him a second chance.

After Grand Canyon worked with Grant-Foster's doctors at the Mayo Clinic to get him ready to play, he showcased all of the potential he had never had an opportunity to display. A full 726 days after his first and only game at DePaul, Grant-Foster scored 30 points for Grand Canyon in a season-opening win over Southeast Missouri State."

"He scored 25 or more points in 10 games that season, earning 2023-24 Western Athletic Conference Player of the Year honors. He led No. 12-seeded Grand Canyon to its first NCAA tournament victory with 22 points in an upset of No. 5 Saint Mary's in the first round.

He was hindered by an ankle injury in his second season but still managed to help the Lopes reach the NCAA tournament for the fourth time in program history.

When Gonzaga began recruiting him, it was impossible not to listen. Grant-Foster had always dreamed of playing in the NBA, and Few had produced a dozen first-round picks."

"In October, Grant-Foster stood in a courtroom and smiled as Spokane County Judge Marla Polin granted him an injunction to play, with Few sitting a few rows back."

"Now, the Bulldogs have a player who could be one of the reasons they cut down the nets in April. He was averaging 11.3 points, 5.0 rebounds and 1.2 blocks heading into Wednesday's game against Pepperdine. He's rated as an 'excellent' defender on Synergy Sports, contributing to the best defense Few has had at Gonzaga in five years."

'"I feel like some people don't really understand how uncontrollable the circumstances were for me. It's not just a regular injury where you can rehab back from this,' Grant-Foster said. 'So when sometimes I see people judging me like, 'Oh, he's older' and all of this, but you really just don't know what I had to go through to even get back to playing basketball again.'"
Is that Grant-Foster behind those Foster-Grants?
 
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