Welcome Kory Mincy

[GSII]

Did Mincy have his hand wrapped / bandaged up at St. Joes?

Not as heavily wrapped, but still wrapped.

 

[Jack Strop]

When I see him hug McKay before the game I think he might have a special relationship here and wants to be comfortable here.

As long as she does NOT smother him like what happened to Otis Livingston, then all will be juuuuuust fine.

 

[Jack Strop]

Not as heavily wrapped, but still wrapped.

Kory did make a few nice shots even with the latest thumb wrap! Yay team.

 

[Verdad]

As long as she does smother him like what happened to Otis Livingston, then all will be juuuuuust fine.

I think you are confusing Kathy with Swimmom

 

[jkh1978]

I think you are confusing Kathy with Swimmom

Thanks. I’m up in the cheap seats. I don’t roll with the VIPs.

 

[Jack Strop]

I think you are confusing Kathy with Swimmom

Nah, I needed to say, "...does NOT smother..." My bad. I fixed it.

 

[Fordham Flash]

Kory did make a few nice shots even with the latest thumb wrap! Yay team.

Has Mincy been “found out” seemed too good to be true to start the season

 

[Jack Strop]

Has Mincy been “found out” seemed too good to be true to start the season

Kory's the real deal.

 

[DRK331]

Kory Mincy had a successful surgery per his Instagram story @KoryMincy

 

[gmujim92]

Kory Mincy had a successful surgery per his Instagram story @KoryMincy

Glad to hear that, but still waiting for the first announcement of an unsuccessful surgery lol

 

[GMU79]

Glad to hear that, but still waiting for the first announcement of an unsuccessful surgery lol

Or to hear that it was actually his ankle and they took out his appendix by mistake

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

Glad to hear that, but still waiting for the first announcement of an unsuccessful surgery lol

From the Washington post:

“In what team officials are calling “a bold new direction in hand-based athletics,” sophomore basketball standout Kory Mincy underwent routine surgery this week following a minor on-court injury—only to return with two thumbs on his right hand and, for reasons still unclear, all of his pinkies relocated to the left.

“It’s not what we expected,” admitted head coach Tony Skinn, pausing mid-sentence as Mincy demonstrated a firm but deeply unsettling double-thumb thumbs-up. “But you can’t teach versatility like that.”

Team doctors insist the procedure was “technically successful,” though they declined to explain how a sprained finger resulted in what one anonymous nurse described as “a full organizational reshuffle.” Lead surgeon Dr. Alan Pierce reassured reporters: “From a medical standpoint, everything is where it is. Whether that’s where it should be is more of a philosophical question.”

Mincy, for his part, remains optimistic. “Ball control feels amazing,” he said, effortlessly palming two basketballs at once with his reinforced right hand. “Shooting is… different,” he added, as his left hand struggled to decide which of its multiple pinkies should participate.

Opposing coaches have already expressed concern. “There’s nothing in the rulebook about double thumbs,” said one rival assistant. “We checked.”

The NCAA has announced it will form a committee to determine whether Mincy’s new configuration constitutes an unfair advantage, a clerical error, or “something we simply choose not to look directly at.”

Meanwhile, Mincy fans are eager to see if his unique anatomy will translate into improved performance—or at the very least, the most confusing free-throw routine in college basketball history.”

 

[psyclone]

From the Washington post:

“In what team officials are calling “a bold new direction in hand-based athletics,” sophomore basketball standout Kory Mincy underwent routine surgery this week following a minor on-court injury—only to return with two thumbs on his right hand and, for reasons still unclear, all of his pinkies relocated to the left.

“It’s not what we expected,” admitted head coach Tony Skinn, pausing mid-sentence as Mincy demonstrated a firm but deeply unsettling double-thumb thumbs-up. “But you can’t teach versatility like that.”

Team doctors insist the procedure was “technically successful,” though they declined to explain how a sprained finger resulted in what one anonymous nurse described as “a full organizational reshuffle.” Lead surgeon Dr. Alan Pierce reassured reporters: “From a medical standpoint, everything is where it is. Whether that’s where it should be is more of a philosophical question.”

Mincy, for his part, remains optimistic. “Ball control feels amazing,” he said, effortlessly palming two basketballs at once with his reinforced right hand. “Shooting is… different,” he added, as his left hand struggled to decide which of its multiple pinkies should participate.

Opposing coaches have already expressed concern. “There’s nothing in the rulebook about double thumbs,” said one rival assistant. “We checked.”

The NCAA has announced it will form a committee to determine whether Mincy’s new configuration constitutes an unfair advantage, a clerical error, or “something we simply choose not to look directly at.”

Meanwhile, Mincy fans are eager to see if his unique anatomy will translate into improved performance—or at the very least, the most confusing free-throw routine in college basketball history.”

Cute!...if a bit too early for April Fool's Day.

 

[DRK331]

Kory Mincy highlights

Kory Mincy highlights

 

[tblack33]

Mincy to the portal. Think the flood gates will be opening soon.

 

[GMU79]

Mincy to the portal. Think the flood gates will be opening soon.

Nooooo! Say it ain't so!

 

[mshin5]

Mincy to the portal. Think the flood gates will be opening soon.

It’s over. Everything is over

 

[mshin5]

Mincy to the portal. Think the flood gates will be opening soon.

Have to wish him the best of luck at a power 4. One of the best gets CTS has gotten from the portal since the NIL.

 

[TheStringer]

Mincy to the portal. Think the flood gates will be opening soon.

Fuhhhhhhhhhhhhqqqq

 

[GSII]

This sucks. Get paid fine. But these transfer rules need to change. OR else there will only be 30 teams left that are funded by fanatic alumni.