T’was the day before Christmas and all through Fairfax
Mason fans feel as if they were hit in the nut sacks
The search for a new Coach, we thought was handled with care
That hundreds of choices was selected to compare
But alas, we ended up with a washed up coach
Who’s best talent is finding schools with money to poach
His time at Mason has created some tension
But one thing that’s not suffering, is his handsome pension
Why can’t he coach? Everyone just shrugs
To Hewitt, X’s and O’s are just Kisses and Hugs
To his Agent, TOC and everyone above
But ‘tis Christmas season, the season of hope and good deeds
The season will improve, my words you should heed
That we’ll fight, scratch and even bleed…..
To make George Mason win and succeed……
And if they don’t, f**k it, I have some really good weed.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a GOOD NIGHT!
Mason fans feel as if they were hit in the nut sacks
The search for a new Coach, we thought was handled with care
That hundreds of choices was selected to compare
But alas, we ended up with a washed up coach
Who’s best talent is finding schools with money to poach
His time at Mason has created some tension
But one thing that’s not suffering, is his handsome pension
Why can’t he coach? Everyone just shrugs
To Hewitt, X’s and O’s are just Kisses and Hugs
To his Agent, TOC and everyone above
But ‘tis Christmas season, the season of hope and good deeds
The season will improve, my words you should heed
That we’ll fight, scratch and even bleed…..
To make George Mason win and succeed……
And if they don’t, f**k it, I have some really good weed.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a GOOD NIGHT!
