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GIVING DAY 2023
View: https://twitter.com/masonhoops_com/status/1516421474722226181When's the Kim English Camp for Dudes Over 40? - a few evenings of drills and skills with the staff and alumni players, on a Sat, split all attendees into teams and have a tourney to decide the camp champs! - could make as much $ as a kids camp with less time invested
I guess I better show up to this thing, since I doomed us all to watching Jollay build a new academic building with the bricks put up by him and the rest of the TKEs.
Need to get you a dirty as plain white t-shirt and some tight grey sweatpants (everlast type where they so tight they show the silhouette of your ballsack popping through) with brown stains on them so you can hit the mean streets of DC and visit your old haunts when you slithered your way across for a week with a few solely possessions..... it made you invincible on the court! You were eating lightning and crapping thunder back then while dropping sky hooks on us kids at the rented out middle school gym days. We can Youtube your journey from June 1st to July 30th - weekly training montage videos of you around DC.... no meat locker or car junk yard is safe with Jollay montaging around beating on its offerings.People are PSYCHED for this idea I keep getting texts from old Mason acquaintances and not angry ones either...I think all of the TKE B team from 1997 is IN
It is time for a two month training montage
I am hoping Kim English will walk me on
Hopefully that Saturday night will be a viagara infused vodka laced celebration at wherever the kids hangout in Fairfax these days
All I ever needed was an opportunity
I hope monkeypox stays at vcu
When I played intramural bball at Mason, my nickname was air-gmubrian, and that isn't because I can jump...Shit, I am the all-time leading intramural basketball scoring leader. I played 1990-1997 and 1997-1999 under the alias "Bert Smiley."
I tried to walk on under Nestor, Westhead, even Larranaga, but no one would give me a chance. Now finally I will get that chance under English.
Hope you guys enjoy the view of MY BALLS flopping in your face as old VANILLA SKY goes above the rim and returns to his old stomping grounds!!!!
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