The George Mason Basketball Experience

[jessej]

looks like a 1 day basketball camp for adults

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1528744377232793603

View: https://twitter.com/MasonMBB/status/1528744377232793603

 

[jessej]

2022 KIM ENGLISH BASKETBALL ACADEMY - THE GEORGE MASON EXPERIENCE​

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7/30/22 - 7/30/22
Fairfax, VA

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Times: Practice & Competitions 2-5pm; Dinner & Social to Follow
Check In: 1pm
Ages Welcome: 25 & Older
Gender: Open to all Genders
Location: EagleBank Arena / Cage Gym in the RAC

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Registration Fee
$300.00

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

In. Im 50 but cant wait to dominate all in the post especially some of the no talent waste on here

Hope I am allowed to wear my Jamel Buck jersey

 

[MasonFanatic]

Come watch me break every bone in my body.

 

[EXpatriot13]

I blew out my hamstring just clicking on the registration link.

All joking aside though, this is a cool idea.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

People are PSYCHED for this idea I keep getting texts from old Mason acquaintances and not angry ones either...I think all of the TKE B team from 1997 is IN

It is time for a two month training montage

I am hoping Kim English will walk me on

Hopefully that Saturday night will be a viagara infused vodka laced celebration at wherever the kids hangout in Fairfax these days

All I ever needed was an opportunity

I hope monkeypox stays at vcu

 

[bravesfan]

Props to @HoopsAdmin

When's the Kim English Camp for Dudes Over 40? - a few evenings of drills and skills with the staff and alumni players, on a Sat, split all attendees into teams and have a tourney to decide the camp champs! - could make as much $ as a kids camp with less time invested

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1516421474722226181

View: https://twitter.com/masonhoops_com/status/1516421474722226181

 

[Quentin Daniels]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_9FyTiq3SA

 

[Patriot Lawdog]

20+ years ago I was a star on the white guys & Asians court at the Field House....I'm sure I've only lost a step or 5....

 

[mkaufman1]

Come watch me break every bone in my body.

I was hoping I’d have that honor tackling you when and if Mason ever won the a10 title…lol.

Just for context, I’m 6’3. @MasonFanatic is 5’6?

 

[MasonFanatic]

I was hoping I’d have that honor tackling you when and if Mason ever won the a10 title…lol.

Just for context, I’m 6’3. @MasonFanatic is 5’6?

Take your sizeist lies somewhere else, I'm 5'10.5"

 

[mkaufman1]

Take your sizeist lies somewhere else, I'm 5'10.5"

Bad guess on my part lol

 

[HoopsAdmin]

Props to @HoopsAdmin

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1516421474722226181

View: https://twitter.com/masonhoops_com/status/1516421474722226181

I guess I better show up to this thing, since I doomed us all to watching Jollay build a new academic building with the bricks put up by him and the rest of the TKEs.

 

[TweederGMU]

People are PSYCHED for this idea I keep getting texts from old Mason acquaintances and not angry ones either...I think all of the TKE B team from 1997 is IN

It is time for a two month training montage

I am hoping Kim English will walk me on

Hopefully that Saturday night will be a viagara infused vodka laced celebration at wherever the kids hangout in Fairfax these days

All I ever needed was an opportunity

I hope monkeypox stays at vcu

Need to get you a dirty as plain white t-shirt and some tight grey sweatpants (everlast type where they so tight they show the silhouette of your ballsack popping through) with brown stains on them so you can hit the mean streets of DC and visit your old haunts when you slithered your way across for a week with a few solely possessions..... it made you invincible on the court! You were eating lightning and crapping thunder back then while dropping sky hooks on us kids at the rented out middle school gym days. We can Youtube your journey from June 1st to July 30th - weekly training montage videos of you around DC.... no meat locker or car junk yard is safe with Jollay montaging around beating on its offerings.

Jollay, 99 Patriot, Tarvis, Kitchen, CP, Kong,.....that's my kinda team Charlie. I feel for all that tries to contend at KE's Camp this year. Especially if Jollay has had Popeyes for lunch day of. Wouldn't come within 40 yards of him.

 

[TweederGMU]

I guess I better show up to this thing, since I doomed us all to watching Jollay build a new academic building with the bricks put up by him and the rest of the TKEs.

We have built many brick shithouses at Fairfax Campus over the years

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Shit, I am the all-time leading intramural basketball scoring leader. I played 1990-1997 and 1997-1999 under the alias "Bert Smiley."

I tried to walk on under Nestor, Westhead, even Larranaga, but no one would give me a chance. Now finally I will get that chance under English.

Hope you guys enjoy the view of MY BALLS flopping in your face as old VANILLA SKY goes above the rim and returns to his old stomping grounds!!!!

 

[gmubrian]

Bad guess on my part lol

There is also the weigh difference. Guessing 200lbs+ versus 90 lbs soaking wet...

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Jollay, 99 Patriot, Tarvis, Kitchen, CP, Kong,.....

In, in, in, in, in, ALL IN

 

[gmubrian]

Shit, I am the all-time leading intramural basketball scoring leader. I played 1990-1997 and 1997-1999 under the alias "Bert Smiley."

I tried to walk on under Nestor, Westhead, even Larranaga, but no one would give me a chance. Now finally I will get that chance under English.

Hope you guys enjoy the view of MY BALLS flopping in your face as old VANILLA SKY goes above the rim and returns to his old stomping grounds!!!!

When I played intramural bball at Mason, my nickname was air-gmubrian, and that isn't because I can jump...

 

[Verdad]

I am likely the only person on this board that has actually dunked in an intramural game.

Though I did get t'd up for being lifted in the air by my male cheerleader fraternity brother