Goodbye Jordan Miller

mkaufman1

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Looking forward to seeing Jordan on the court, I think he has a chance to be a real good one for Mason.

Lets hope we can reel in those other 2018 prospects as well..
 
Well, I'm 45 years old and let me tell you, Jordan, when you get to be my age, it's nothing but problems.

Here are some of the things I've been dealing with lately:

Sexual dysfunction
Hemorrhoids
More sexual dysfunction
Increased bowel movements
Strange shaped bowel movements
Pain in the a** neighbors
Bills
An Enlarged pancreas
Insubordination from my son
Decreasing eyesight
A rapidly shrinking pancreas
Car tax
Wife nagging me
Bad liver
Leak in the basement
Mason bothering me all the time for donations
Raccoons in my garbage
Polar Bears
 

KAOriginal

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Well, I'm 45 years old and let me tell you, Jordan, when you get to be my age, it's nothing but problems.

Here are some of the things I've been dealing with lately:

Sexual dysfunction
Hemorrhoids
More sexual dysfunction
Increased bowel movements
Strange shaped bowel movements
Pain in the a** neighbors
Bills
An Enlarged pancreas
Insubordination from my son
Decreasing eyesight
A rapidly shrinking pancreas
Car tax
Wife nagging me
Bad liver
Leak in the basement
Mason bothering me all the time for donations
Raccoons in my garbage
Polar Bears

Spinach my friend. Cleans up the intestines and dumps nitric oxide into the system which solves the dysfunction.

Popeye wasn't just a cartoon but a life lesson......
 
Thanks for the advice fellas but I'm not going to start avoiding glory holes and eating vegetables just because I'm not 18 anymore. But thanks.

I meant to mention that I've seen Jordan play a couple times and I like his game. Forgot. Sometimes I get to rambling now that I'm in the Fox News, Price is Right demographic.
 

TweederGMU

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Thanks for the advice fellas but I'm not going to start avoiding glory holes and eating vegetables just because I'm not 18 anymore. But thanks.

I meant to mention that I've seen Jordan play a couple times and I like his game. Forgot. Sometimes I get to rambling now that I'm in the Fox News, Price is Right demographic.

Popeyes and 40s of OE will do the trick too.
 

Pikapppatri8

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Spinach my friend. Cleans up the intestines and dumps nitric oxide into the system which solves the dysfunction.

Popeye wasn't just a cartoon but a life lesson......

Also kick the carbs, breads, rice, and grains and stick to lean meats, fruits and veggies.
Spinach is teh god vegetable. Cleans the blood, pipes, and intestines.
Combined with a large helpings of bourbon and Vitamin D - it will make you a sexual powerhouse.
 

Pikapppatri8

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Well, I'm 45 years old and let me tell you, Jordan, when you get to be my age, it's nothing but problems.

Here are some of the things I've been dealing with lately:

Sexual dysfunction
Hemorrhoids
More sexual dysfunction
Increased bowel movements
Strange shaped bowel movements
Pain in the a** neighbors
Bills
An Enlarged pancreas
Insubordination from my son
Decreasing eyesight
A rapidly shrinking pancreas
Car tax
Wife nagging me
Bad liver
Leak in the basement
Mason bothering me all the time for donations
Raccoons in my garbage
Polar Bears


Insubordination from your boy? Unacceptable = you have to be the alpha male in the house.

Just withhold cellphones, food and the car keys. They come around.
 

Patriotsince81

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Great first game. History and reality says not to expect results like tonight every time out. Great in that it gives opponents another problem and player to scout and worry about. Tonight's play would be worthy of ROY. Not expecting that going forward, although I am looking forward to positive contributions to the TEAM effort.
 
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