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The best part of this post for me was the phrase "each balls." Not sure why, that just got me.
 

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If I were the student body, I would put up ball-sacks drawn on posterboard everytime this child prodigy drained a three. Like the first one would be a set of balls with the number one on it, the second with the number two and so on

Each balls would have progressively more hair on it until the 10th ball, which would have like 70's-style stag movie hair almost completely obscuring the 10. Then we'd go out to the parking lot and celebrate another win over VCU with some hairy buffalos

I wish I was the student body or at least controlled that robot that delivers pizzas
I’m down for a gofundme to raise money to cover a year of Jollay’s tuition for a graduate program so he can run for student body President. Not joking.
 
I’m down for a gofundme to raise money to cover a year of Jollay’s tuition for a graduate program so he can run for student body President. Not joking.

I will do whatever it takes to run for Student Body President even attend classes and be that annoying old guy up front who actually interacts with the professor and asks a question every seven minutes

Plus Kim told me I need to be a student to walk on next year and also be better at basketball and also 28 years younger and also hope there has to be a COVID/monkeypox outbreak. Not sure I can bioengineer another one of those but definitely can start a lip herpes outbreak at presidents park
 

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