Citizens of Fairfax grew weary of being the A10’s nut sacks
Just when we could take no more, rode in our Knight, Sir Paulsen of Fairfax
This quest would be a challenge and all involved knew it
Only a noble man could cleanse our land of the stain of Hewitt
Sir Paulsen, the doughy one with a pasty face
Will lead us to the promised land, remember that place?
It seems long ago, but it’s only been 5 years
Gallons of beers
Could not stop the tears
As the Patriot Center reigned down with Jeers
Now there is hope, but Adulation must be earned
With the glory of god, we will rise to the top faster than Paulsen sun burns
Welcome our savior, our hopes are riding on you
We’ll go back to the tournament and maybe even win a game or two!
Just when we could take no more, rode in our Knight, Sir Paulsen of Fairfax
This quest would be a challenge and all involved knew it
Only a noble man could cleanse our land of the stain of Hewitt
Sir Paulsen, the doughy one with a pasty face
Will lead us to the promised land, remember that place?
It seems long ago, but it’s only been 5 years
Gallons of beers
Could not stop the tears
As the Patriot Center reigned down with Jeers
Now there is hope, but Adulation must be earned
With the glory of god, we will rise to the top faster than Paulsen sun burns
Welcome our savior, our hopes are riding on you
We’ll go back to the tournament and maybe even win a game or two!
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